Over the river and down the Pike...

So we'll single-handedly keep Sunoco in business over the next 48 hours. Today it's the brother-in law's for an afternoon gathering, then off to my uncle's for the party he's had on 'teh eve' for at least 20 years now. Then tomorrow it's off to the other uncle's dinner, then off to the in-laws' to spend christmas night. When you remember that the in-laws are two hours away, and the uncles involved are an hour away (in completely different directions) you get a metric fuckload of driving.