"This is Bob. Bob is doing well! Bob has a Duraflame in his pants, but we can't actually say that because the FCC has this silly rule about truth in advertising!"

Sheesh.

Although I do have to admit, the biggest laughing fit I EVER had (with or without chemical assistance) was an [adult swim] bump that was based on a viewer's email, basically accusing them of subliminal suggestions in their promos. Their response was "Sorry, penis what?".

That wasn't so funny in and of itself. What was funny, is that they had the Enzyte music behind it (you know, the stuff with the whistling.)

I very nearly puked from laughing so damn hard.

I probably lost a couple pounds, too. I was *tired.*